March 25, 2024 THE HOPEFULLY NOT SO BORING ADVENTURES OF ELDER WILLIAMSON CHAPTER LXXV

moroni 8:25-26 And the first fruits of repentance is baptism; and baptism cometh by faith unto the fulfilling the commandments; and the fulfilling the commandments bringeth remission of sins; And the remission of sins bringeth meekness, and lowliness of heart; and because of meekness and lowliness of heart cometh the visitation of the Holy Ghost, which Comforter filleth with hope and perfect love, which love endureth by diligence unto prayer, until the end shall come, when all the saints shall dwell with God. wellll that's pretty much it for this week, but have a great week, love you guys! sunday was good, but still no one coming to church.. sooo many people are telling us they are going to.. and then idk if they just are not telling the truth.. or if it's just that sunday morning comes and suddenly it's just super hard.. buttt my comp and i are pretty done with it.. sooo we're being super direct with people.. just calling them to repentance.. because repentance is just a change.. it's just becoming better every day.. saturday was just inviting people to church again, so we're really hopping they'll come.. friday was zone council, and more guagua riding as usual.. annnd my headache continued.. but i took a migraine pill in the morning, and those make me super sleepy.. the sleepiness took a while to kick in this time tho, but i slept super well on the guagua ride back from azua.. on thursday i started getting a pretty bad headache after lunch.. and we went to go visit some recent converts.. annnd i had to lay down there for a sec before continuing.. and then we went to the church to grab our branch president to come to some lessons.. annnd i slept for probably 20 min in the church on some primary chairs.. and then we had a little mission correlation.. and then we went to a lesson with this lady and her dad that we are teaching.. annnd in that lesson was her dad (we're also teaching him) the lady's baby (who is whiter than me) and president.. sooo that was straight caos, because they are all blabberers, and i didn't have the energy to try to control it, cuz i was just still sitting there with my headache.. and then it somehow gets brought up that the dad (who is 68) is a beekeeper.. that he's been a beekeeper for like 90 years, and he loves getting stung, cuz it's very therapeutic.. anyway, that ofc leads to him asking if we want to try his sOmething to do with chickens (i couldn't pay attention super well at this point).. and our pres is like, "yahh i'll try some".. so this guy pulls out some honey from the fridge and some crackers.. and so i'm eating it, and it didn't taste exactly like honey, but more like a dulce de leche kinda thing?.. and he's like "do you like it?" and i'm like "yah, it doesn't really taste like honey tho".. and they're like "aha! you fool, that's not honey, we tricked you! it's druggggggsssssss".. not really.. instead it was "bees milk".. i'm not exactly sure how it is that you milk a bee, but i think this is the stuff that the little maggot bees eat, to become bEe bee's.. soo idk where it came from, or really what it is.. i just know they called it bee milk, and now i can no longer truthfully say "no, i haven't eaten mystery shlop that turned out to be baby bee food".. wednesday we went and did a baptismal interview in the sisters area.. and we were on the guagua, and i always get super sick, so i was sitting there kinda hunched over with my eyes closed, which caused us to pass where we were supposed to get off.. and by the time i asked my comp to look at the map, it was already too late.. sooo we had to get off and hop on another guagua going the opposite direction, annnd we ended up being a little late.. but it went well anyways.. i also got another email saying that my fingerprints agAin failed to work.. on tuesday we taught these sorrrta sketch catholic ladies.. like they had a ton of candles everywhere, and pictures of maria and stuff.. but one of them was actually listening pretty well, and said she would read our pamphlet thingy and pray about it.. and then when she was giving us her phone number she's like "8-0-9" and i'm like "8.. 0.. 9.. ok" and then she's like "uhh haha uhh... 666" and i'm like "6.. 6... waiiitttt a second.. uhhh.. 6.. ig.." sooo that was funny.. and then her profile pic was more catholic maria stuff.. sooo probably the most catholic person i've talked to.. ever.. anyways tho, this week was pretty chill, on monday we literally just chilled at home all day and did nothing, which was both kinda nice, but also kinda useless buttt, there's always next pday.. and like 30 more sooo.. hey guys welcome back, i think this week's email is backwards, i'm not really sure.. maybe something with the settings, idk.. but hopefully i can get it fixed by next week...